THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC JOKE

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,
and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical
college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he
could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the
results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of
150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade?”
“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it
all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.

Smile.  Have a great day.

Natural Childbirth comedy clip

This is one of my favorite comedy clips of all time. Push ‘em out, shove ‘em out…way out! Bill Cosby is hilarious. Enjoy!

Ice fishing Blonde Joke

I love to fish, but I must admit – I have never made this mistake. Enjoy.
- Coach Lora “Blonde Runner”

Ice Fishing Blonde Joke
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right gear, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut another hole in the ice.
Again the voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, “Is that You, Lord?”
The voice answered, “NO. IT’S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.”

Why women accumulate weight

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,

“Good grief, look how smart I am!”

mom jeans commercial

This is the funniest commercial ever. Really fellow moms, let’s evaluate our look. Just because we are moms doesn’t mean that we can’t be attractive, youthful and fun. Get rid of the frumpy and look your best. Take care of your body and shape it. No moms jeans for me. Out with the old and in with the new. Keep your men remembering why you caught their eye in the first place (chances are – you were not wearing mom jeans!). Enjoy.

If ya need some help shaping that body to fit in some “hip” and cool jeans – give me a call, Lora aka Blonde Runner at 801-608-5516, lora@blonderunner.com

Potato exercise joke

Great Potato Exercise
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

operation joke

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.” “She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?” “She was talking to the …doctor.”

Come see the kittens joke

“Hey Mom, come see the kittens!”

Big smile

How far would you go to show someone you love them?

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