Jokes: My butt hurts! What?
March 30, 2012 by Lora
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LOL
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Blonde Joke: “57!, 57!, 57!”
March 26, 2012 by Lora
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A brunette is jumping up and down in the road yelling, “57! 57! 57!” A blonde walks up to her and says, “That looks fun. Can I play to?” In which the brunette replies, “Sure!” There both jumping up and down when the brunette jumps on the curve and the blonde gets hit by a car. Then the brunette goes back in the street and starts jumping up and down, yelling, “58! 58! 58!”
(this is kinda sad – apparently there are a lot of gullible blondes out there) – LOL
Joke: The real meaning of miles per hour
March 19, 2012 by Lora
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And you wonder where the phrase “dumb blonde” came from, here ya have it. LOL
It’s smarter to travel in groups – funny clips
February 13, 2012 by Lora
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Here are some funny video clips illustrating that “It’s smarter to travel in groups.” LOL
Same goes for running. Enjoy!
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The secret to staying young from I Love Lucy
January 30, 2012 by Lora
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This is something to think about.
~ Coach Lora Erickson
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I don’t want to brag joke
January 9, 2012 by Lora
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LOL
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Funny video clip: Marathon thoughts
January 6, 2012 by Lora
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Yes, there are certainly ups and downs during a marathon.
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New Year Resolutions Change Joke
January 4, 2012 by Lora
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Twins Blonde Joke
September 28, 2011 by Lora
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck’, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, ‘I have some really great news!’
I said, ‘Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.’
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, ‘That’s great I couldn’t be happier for you!’
Then she said, ‘There’s more.’
I asked, ‘what do you mean there’s more.’
She said, ‘Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!’
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said….
‘Well, that was the easy part. I went to store and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive.’
The Jigsaw Puzzle Blonde Joke
July 29, 2011 by Lora
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax, and then…..” he sighed, “we’ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”




























