Twins Blonde Joke

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck’, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, ‘I have some really great news!’

I said, ‘Great.  Tell me why you’re so happy.’

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, ‘That’s great I couldn’t be happier for you!’

Then she said, ‘There’s more.’

I asked, ‘what do you mean there’s more.’

She said, ‘Well, we are not having just one baby.  We are going to have TWINS!’

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said….

‘Well, that was the easy part.  I went to store and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.  Both tests came out positive.’

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Lora

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Coach Lora Erickson is an Ironman All-World athlete and certified running and triathlon coach recently competing in the Ironman 70.3 World Championships in Africa in 2018. Lora was born and raised in Colorado and was to run for the University and Utah & Utah State University where she obtained a degree in Community Health Education with duel minors in Chemistry and Nutrition. Coach Lora has a true passion for health promotion and loves to share her experiences. Learn more: About Coach Lora Erickson